The Trophy Wife

Okay so it happened again.  I am not sure how it happened, all I know is we went in for a part for my bike and Wooly came out with a new bike.   I still not sure it is all a dream except the garage got cleaned and we now have 6 bikes in there.... Some times it is hard to remember why we have so many bikes but any one who rides knows different bikes for different reasons...  
Any way we have a new girl in the garage she is shinny and a great looking bike some thing I would design with lots of black instead of chrome yep she is a beauty.  Fast ? yep she is a screaming eagle... You know the big engines design to go faster then one might want to go.   Oh wait I am talking about bikes men think there is no such thing as to fast, lol... no such thing to them...
Any way we walked in Wooly feel in love and what really sealed his fate is he took the thing for a test ride.   That was it he was in love and she was coming home with us.    Good thing I am okay with all these other women/bikes in his life.  Any way went in for a 45 dollar part came out with an expensive trophy wife.
So we get her home and introductions are in order... I first introduce her to my bikes, I have less bikes then Wooly and well my bikes do not effect his bikes so the easier introductions first.  Mydol and the Submarine are introduced and every thing is good as these bikes will never compete for Wooly's love... Then comes introducing Wooly's bikes to Wooly's new bike.  Etiquette  told me that you introduce the elders first so we start with the Mistress... I introduce and tell the Trophy wife that the Mistress will always come first just get over that now and there will be no oil spilled.  The first wife is being rebuilt right now and she is on the lift not quit a rolling chase but should be by the end of the day.   The new wife was in the shop getting serviced so introducing her came later... So all is well The Trophy wife is settling into her spot in the garage and the girls are all getting along so far....   Thinking two thoughts here... If Wooly kept cleaning the garage there is room for  three more in there... And Next is I am going to have to upgrade my engine so I can keep up with him and the Trophy wife.